…can you maybe not kill me?
don’t worry it’s all just bedroom fantasy, prison wouldn’t fit me very well
as I grow older and learn more about my sexuality and queerness I realize it’s not that I don’t like boys it’s that I hate straight boys and want to kill them all but I want to be queen to all of the other ones while I wear expensive shoes and crack whips
WE WILL NOW HOLD HANDS AND RECITE THE LORD’S PRAYER
everyone masturbated to sailormoon and that’s why we’re all gathered here today
Grandfathers Inevitably Sell Margarine
Give It Some Meat
Gentleman Identify Swollen Mammaries
Go! It’s Sucking Me!
Gynecology Is Sports, Mom
Ghosts Interview Salad Memories
I JUST WANT TO DRINK MORE WINE, EAT ICECREAM WITH SPRINKLES AND DEMAND A BOY GET ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES AND WORSHIP ME AND CALL ME QUEEN